Got you sister!

“I’m fine, thanks!”

Audey, I think you should get back on the chopper!

Grandma, I’m going to… OUCH!

“These idiots don’t know that I have a rock in my hand. Muahahahaha!

Watch out, it’s a curved ball!

Too drunk to do something.

Keep up the pace! You’re doing a great job! Kick him in the balls!

I hate cats, especially this one!

This hurts! I mean, this f**king HURTS!

Oh, you’re such a cute baby!

OK Mary, you should sit in the middle…

Congratulations! You have a “futuristic” haircut!

Say “cheeeeeeeese”!

I want my mommy!!!

Dunce without a cap

Let me have him!

Run Forrest! Run!

Stop punching me!

Let’s burn USA’s flag! Oh, wait!

I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle…

This is not a kiss! This is me having lunch!

Please, leave me alone.

Happy Birthday!!!

You da’ man!

F**k you!

Let’s play a sex game…

OK, this is really sad.

Stop! What are you doing to me?

Did you lose anything?

Yeah, somebody help this idiot

That’s for cheating on me!

We’re going to be late for the wedding

Yhaaaaa!

Snakemaster my a*s!

A student fails the logic exam and says to the teacher:

Student: Sir, if I ask you a logic question and you don’t know the answer, will you pass me ?

Teacher: Sure!

Student: What’s legal, but illogical, illegal but logic, illogical and illegal, all at the same time ?

The teacher think, makes some schemes on the paper, but doesn’t manage to find the answer. Then he passes the student and asks him the answer.

Student: The fact that you are 69 and your wife is 22 is legal but illogic; The fact that your wife has a 21 year old lover is illegal, but logic and the fact that you pass your wife’s lover is illegal and illogical.